i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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