So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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