when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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