one might say we're banned from that church
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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