Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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