I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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