I don't remember. Are we still dating?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Send help, water and tortillas.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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