O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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