She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
