And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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