Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
