He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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