i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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