took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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