shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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