should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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