Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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