Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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