i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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