oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I want her autograph on my taint
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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