Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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