There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
