I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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