I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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