What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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