I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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