Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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