So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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