So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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