My hair reeks of homosexuality.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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