I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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