i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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