There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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