He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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