you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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