Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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