he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
tell me about the fingering
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