I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
she woke up with a sticky ear
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
