I want to stick my p in your. b.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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