He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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