the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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