i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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