I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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