It's Friday. Sex?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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