Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
The beer is more important than you right now.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I FOUND THE LEGS
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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