Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I'm both gender and math confused
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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