if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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