God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
there is glitter all over my balls
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