You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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