nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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