I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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