Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I wish i was in the wii world.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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